I had of late been lamenting the “islands” of public land east of Baker City — those chunks of ground, some measuring in the hundreds of acres, that are surrounded by private property.
“Public,” as applied to these places, is a misleading adjective.
Because there is no general easement across the intervening private parcels, the public can’t get to these islands without trespassing.
This seems to me an awful waste.
(Except, perhaps, for the owners of the adjacent private property.)
Some cretin has illegally killed a bighorn sheep ram near Brownlee Reservoir.
This is like walking outside and shooting the neighbor’s cat.
Except there are too many cats as it is, whereas bighorn sheep are not so abundant around here that we can afford, biologically speaking, to sacrifice any to scofflaws.
My first paycheck was stained with a slime made of strawberry juice and Willamette Valley mud.
These ingredients were not combined in equal parts, though.
If the slime were, say, a martini, then the mud was the gin and the strawberry juice the vermouth.
I’m not sure where the olive and the swizzle stick fit here, but the analogy was of questionable taste anyway, so no matter.
At the end of the berry-picking season I had accumulated a stack of these tickets that seemed, to a 10-year-old, of impressive thickness.
I’ve gotten around finally to reading a book which I managed somehow
to avoid, as though it were an optional but probably unpleasant medical
procedure, for better than a dozen years.
The book is Nancy Langston’s “Forest Dreams, Forest Nightmares: The Paradox of Old Growth in the Inland West.”
Langston’s ambitious goal with the 1995 volume is to explain how the
national forests in the Blue Mountains — the Wallowa-Whitman, Umatilla
and Malheur — got as messed up, ecologically speaking, as they were
And pretty much still are today.
Her book is the most comprehensive, and cogent, examination of this complicated topic that I’ve read.
I’ll bet you could make a pile by reviving those do-it-yourself, nuke-proof bunkers that were briefly popular early in the Cold War.
There is, it seems, much to fear these days, and myriad reasons for citizens to construct stout shelter.
It is the fashion to alert your ill-informed fellow citizens regarding certain of their sacred rights which are soon to be wrest from their apathetic hands.
You can detect in these warnings the low rumble of distant jackboots, glimpse the flash of brown shirts through a keyhole.
I’m intrigued by this propaganda campaign — not least because the purveyors seem to me to be distributed fairly equally across the political spectrum.
My son Max has reached that stage when his mother and I dearly wish everything were made of foam.
I suppose we could lay in a goodly supply of Nerf footballs.
But those things are the very devil to stack.
And Max, though he stands barely two feet tall, has a considerable reach.
But stand he does.
Which is a problem.
I have risked, and possibly have suffered, complete emasculation.
I went to see the latest cinematic installment in the “Twilight” series.
But that wasn’t the real danger.
I didn’t trudge into the Eltrym looking glum, a reluctant prisoner shackled to my wife’s affinity for saccharine love stories.
I wanted to be there.
I’m calling it the “Kitzhaber rule.”
And it goes this way: Giving public employees pay raises is a noble goal — so long as the governor is doling out the dollars.
Ignoring this edict is a perilous act.
One that can cost you your job, in fact.
Richard Lariviere, the soon-to-be-ex president of my alma mater, the University of Oregon — which makes him, I suppose, a lame duck Duck — can attest to the potential hazards if you defy the Kitzhaber rule.
The Oregon Board of Higher Education, after apparently taking a straw poll — thank goodness for the state’s strict public meetings law, right? — made its decision official Monday when it voted unanimously to terminate Lariviere’s contract. Lariviere, who was under contract until June 30, 2012, is out on Dec. 28.
By Jayson Jacoby
Baker City Herald
Lampooning people for the predictions they proferred almost half a century ago isn’t exactly fair.
But it surely is fun.
We were watching TV the other day — Nov. 13, to be specific — and a promo came on for “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
The program (the original, and in my view vastly superior, cartoon version, not the decent Jim Carrey movie) was scheduled to air the very next day.
I glanced over at my son, Alexander, and my daughter, Rheann, who were sitting on the sofa.
Each of our faces showed a similar bemused expression.
“The Grinch already?” I said. “It’s still almost two weeks until Thanksgiving, for criminy sake.”
I probably sounded sort of disgusted — as though this premature pushing of the holiday season was an affront to my sense of tradition.
But later that day I got to thinking about this.
And I decided that rather than bemoan the trend I would celebrate it.