You just have to admire the rhetorical acrobatics required to describe the closure of 3,600 post offices as part of an "expanded access" program.
This is sort of like letting the air out of your car's tires and calling it an "enhanced transportation technique."
Yet "expanded access" is the term that's associated with the U.S. Postal Service's proposal, announced last week, to close as many as 3,600, mainly rural, post offices.
That list, released last week, includes four offices in Baker County: Unity, Hereford, Durkee and Oxbow.
Postal Service officials say they haven't made any decisions, and that
no offices will close until late this year at the earliest.
The Postal Service - which by the way has not received tax dollars for
more than 25 years although it gets quite attractive federal loans -
lays out a pretty convincing financial case for its proposal.
The agency's mail volume has dropped by 20 percent the past four years,
a trend obviously driven by the increasing use of email, text messaging
and social networking websites.
The bottom line is that the Postal Service lost $8.5 billion in fiscal 2010.
The small rural offices that dominate the list of possible closures are
a relatively small part of the problem - closing all of them would save
an estimated $200 million. That's slightly more than 2 percent of the
Postal Service's total loss last year.
But neither do these offices offer much in the way of solutions to the
agency's debt crisis. The vast majority of these offices have annual
revenues of less than $27,500, so it's not likely that a boom in
business will suddenly turn them into profit-makers.
We weren't surprised that many rural residents across America,
including Baker County, were upset about the Postal Service's
announcement last week.
In addition to worrying that they'll have to drive longer distances to
get their mail (many rural offices have post office boxes, but don't
actually deliver mail), people have pointed out that post offices serve
as de facto community halls.
Both are valid concerns.
If both Hereford and Unity post offices closed, for instance, Burnt
River Valley residents would be left without a single post office (the
one in Bridgeport closed a few years ago).
Durkee residents might have to drive to Huntington, 20 miles away, or to Baker City, 25 miles, to get their mail.
We're intrigued, then, by comments from Postal Service officials that
their solution to closing rural offices might be to set up so-called
"village post offices."
This is the "expanded access" part.
The idea is to offer limited postal services - no certified mail or
sending odd-sized packages - in a local business to replace the closed
Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe said the village post office concept could help keep rural stores afloat.
"Many of these general stores are hanging on for dear life out there,"
Donahoe said. "They can take the money we give them to pay the rent and
pay the light bill. We think it's a real win-win proposal."
Shifting postal services from an office to a store would avoid the dilemma of forcing people to drive farther to get their mail.
And in many tiny towns the store is at least as much of a gathering
place as the post office is (also, you can't buy beer at any post
On the other hand, we're skeptical about how much money the Postal
Service can save if its response to closing the post office in places
such as Oxbow and Unity is to pay a local business to do the work
Ultimately, the Postal Service's goal should be to maximize its cost savings while minimizing the effect on its customers.
But please, don't call the results "expanded access."